Did CEO Kim’s secretary run away…? [Boss in the Mirror/ENG/2019.12.22]

(Last 2020 S/S Fashion Week) (About 126,000 pieces of paper) (Miss Gee’s passion-filled show) – Miss Gee’s show from last time. / – It was a success. It was so nice. (Inquiries about the music flooded in) They’re asking about the music. – What was it? / – The music from the show. – You […]

Judge Judy Does Not Want To Be Trump’s Running Mate

>>Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS ON 20 YEARS.>>20 YEARS. WOULD YOU BELIEVE? (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >>Stephen: HOW LONG WERE YOU A JUDGE BEFORE THAT?>>15 YEARS.>>Stephen: SO 35 YEARS ON THE BENCH. TELL IT LIKE IT IS, YOU KNOW. YOU — YOU KNOW, YOU DON’T HAVE MUCH OF A FILTER RIGHT HERE. YOU ACTUALLY SAY EXACTLY WHAT’S ON YOUR […]

Staying Healthy Is Actually Killing Us – The Jim Jefferies Show

>>These guys dying healthy it seems harder than ever.>>For even the most basic health advice seems impossible. Which brings us to tonight’s big question what do you people want from me.>> From May.>>First we need to get enough exercise. In general adults should get about five hours a week of moderate exercise or two and […]

The Truth About Running

>>IT WAS MY DAUGHTER MALLORY. SHE ASKED US FOR A STOPWATCH FOR HER BIRTHDAY. I NEVER SUSPECTED ANYTHING. >>MY SON MATT STARTED HANGING OUT WITH A NEW CROWD. I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOOD KIDS, BUT SOON HE STARTED WEARING SHORT-SHORTS AND T-SHIRTS WITH BAD PUNS.>>WHERE DID YOU GET THIS? RUNNING NOSE.>>I KNOW. >>EVERY YEAR 13 […]

I Tried Running On Ice In Heels Like Elsa In Frozen

(clicking) – Don’t fall! Don’t die! Oh my god! (screaming) Have you ever seen Frozen? – Mm-hmm. – Well, I’m still gonna recap it anyway. Sorry. Elsa is having this beautiful coronation. Her sister is all like, oh my god, I met a really hot man! And he’s all like, let’s get married! I’ve known […]

Hamster Has Epic Fail on Running Wheel

let me run for a sec meep meep imma eat Oh, look, a run thing. ITS RUN TIME!! huh whats going on? Here, in the nature preserve, we see the two males competing for the power of the fun toy. Only the strongest will remain victorious ahhhh I’m falling! I’m stuck. help me plz AGAGAGAGAGAGAGAH […]

Despite An Irregular Heartbeat, Joe Biden Is A Healthy, Vigorous 77 Year-Old

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW,” ONE AND ALL. I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. WELL THIS IS– IS THIS IT? THIS TONIGHT IS THE LAST “LATE SHOW” BEFORE THE HOLIDAYS. I HOPE EVERYBODY OUT THERE GETS THE PRESENTS THEY WANT. I’M LOOKING FORWARD TO A GREAT 2020, BECAUSE NEXT YEAR, WE COULD BE GETTING A NEW […]

We Test New Healthy Vitamin Vapes | Inc.

(coughing vigorously) (upbeat music) – I’m Chris. – And I’m Kevin. – And today we are testing, – [In Unison] Vapeable vitamins! – These disposable vape pens, contain substances that are gonna make us better and sharper at work. Is that right? – Yeah. So this is a company called Nutriair and they’re trying to […]

What To Do with Apple’s $999 Pro Stand (without Pro Display XDR) – Krazy Ken’s Tech Misadventures

– Our next item up for auction is a beautiful piece by Sir Jonathan Ive from 2019 titled Pro Stand. Let’s start the bidding at a completely reasonable $100. Do I hear $150? – (man) $1,000! (audience gasps in surprise) – What? Seriously? A thousand dollars for this? Are you crazy? Dude, they don’t pay […]