Jimmy Kimmel Grateful Health Care Bill is Dead

THANK YOU FOR JOINING US ON A DAY OF GREAT RELIEF FOR MANY MILLION OF AMERICANS. BECAUSE THE GRAHAM/CASSIDY HEALTH CARE BILL, A BILL I’VE BEEN SPEAKING OUT AGAINST ALL WEEK, IT SHALL NOT PASS. SENATOR McCONNELL DECIDED TO PULL THE VOTE. THEY DIDN’T HAVE THE VOTES. I HAVEN’T BEEN THIS EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING BEING […]

Your Healthy Friend Who Still Does Drugs

(bright music) – Yeah, it’s all American. – I’m glad that we all went to three different places. – Hey, guys. – Hey, wow, that looks healthy. – Yeah, it’s kale, quinoa, and black beans. It’s full of calcium, protein, and fiber for bone tissue and digestive health. – That sounds great, but you should […]

Presidential Candidate Julián Castro on Trump’s State of the Union, Health Care & Immigration

Karim and Jahar Scope Out the Gym – Key & Peele

Don’t stop Don’t stop walking. Keep on walking. Don’t stop walking. Oh, my god. Jahar, my friend. Yes, Karim. We are a long way from home. Oh. Every American woman is more infidel than the last, my friend. You’re telling me. You’re telling me my good friend. Yes. Oh, there’s a nine o’clock, nine o’clock, […]

Brooklyn Nine-Nine – Terry’s Fitness Tip #1: Get in Your Dance Moves (Digital Exclusive)

-Hey, guys. It’s Terry Crews here on the set of “Brooklyn Nine-Nine.” [music playing] Now, you guys may already know this, but my character and myself, we love to dance. In fact, it’s my favorite way to do cardio. [music playing] [grunting] Let’s salsa it. [humming] [laughs] Oh, I’m in shape already! You just make […]

Anna Konda & Berlin’s Female Fight Club: VICE INTL (Germany)

I’ll BUY You Whatever You Can Fit in the CART with Taylor and Vanessa

– [Taylor] Look at you walk fancy with your cart. I can’t believe mom’s gonna let us buy all this. (upbeat music) – [Both ] Hey guys! – It’s Taylor. – And Vanessa and today we’re here at Costco – And guess what we have guys? Our mom’s credit card, oh yeah. So she said […]

Republicans Can’t Get Their S**t Together on Health Care: The Daily Show

There’s one story that we have to make time for. Health care. Breaking news in the health care showdown. There will be no health care vote tonight. Breaking news, the art of no deal. (laughter) Are you serious? Seven years? The day that the Republicans have been planning for seven years arrives and all of […]

Dice Media | Not Fit (Web Series) | S01E06 – ‘In-House Talent’

I’m not getting even a single match, how are you doing it? You had got one last week, didn’t you? Yeah, I’ve my doubts about that one. I don’t think she’s the real Katrina Kaif. Show me your profile. When was this photo taken? No I mean, to those who see it, it’s not.. Name […]

Nintendo Throws Its Hat Back In The Fitness Ring! | The Scoop

DARREN Good Spawning Australia! It’s time for The Scoop! With me, DARREN! (canned applause) Joining me today is one of everyone’s favourite humanoids, please welcome, Will! WILL Aw, thanks Darren. You’re one of my favourite robots DARREN ONE of your favourite robots? Who are the others? WILL Uhhh…hey, isn’t it time for Darren’s Challenge? DARREN […]