The Presidential Fitness Test – The President Show

-Okay, sir, here we are. -Wait a minute. -Where’s the sliders? -There are no sliders, sir. We are not at a chain restaurant. -We are at a psychologist’s office. -What?! -Yes, sir. Sir, no. -No way. No, no. -Sir, sit down. Listen. -Mike. -Sit down, Mike, sit down. -Okay, okay. Sir, people are saying you […]

Stephen White-Mansplains Beyonce’s ‘Lemonade’

I’M FEELING GOOD AFTER TAKING A BAT TO A POTTED PLANT. (LAUGHTER) HERE’S WHY I WAS SO MAD. I TALKED TO THAT POTTED PLANT EVERY DAY. SUDDENLY, I FOUND OUT SOMEONE ELSE HAS BEEN FERTILIZING IT. (LAUGHTER) YOU GUYS SEE BEYONCE’S “LEMONADE” THIS WEEKEND?>>Stephen: SOME OF YOU DID. EVERYONE’S TALKING ABOUT IT. IT’S BEYONCE’S HOUR-LONG […]

Senator Elizabeth Warren on Health Care & Minimum Wage

I got you a present. I made– I designed you a shoe. Whoa! I’ll give you that later. You don’t have to carry it around. From a good Massachusetts company. Oh, is that right? Someone’s from Massachusetts. What brings you to Los Angeles? What are you up to? Well, I have grandkids out here. Oh, […]

The Treadmill Desk! Fitness for Nerds

Oh, good morning, Hank. It’s Tuesday. As you might notice, I’m here in my new office and I’m walking on my treadmill desk Why did I get a treadmill desk? Well, two reasons, Hank First, I am a nerd and I heard that you could level up in your nerdiness by getting a treadmill desk […]

Casually Explained: Being Healthy

Well, it’s pretty common knowledge that certain foods are healthy, and others aren’t so much, it’s pretty rare that you ever get an explanation as to why. And one thing that bothers me quite a bit is when someone says to eat something because: “It’s good for you!” or “It’s a superfood!” And almost universally, […]

Jimmy Kimmel Grateful Health Care Bill is Dead

THANK YOU FOR JOINING US ON A DAY OF GREAT RELIEF FOR MANY MILLION OF AMERICANS. BECAUSE THE GRAHAM/CASSIDY HEALTH CARE BILL, A BILL I’VE BEEN SPEAKING OUT AGAINST ALL WEEK, IT SHALL NOT PASS. SENATOR McCONNELL DECIDED TO PULL THE VOTE. THEY DIDN’T HAVE THE VOTES. I HAVEN’T BEEN THIS EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING BEING […]

The Fitness Center: Episode 4 – Zao

Derek! Derek, break the ice. Your phone number – Liu, qi, ba… – “Haoma shi ji hao” – it means, “What’s the number?” – The access code? – No, your phone number. Liu, qi, ba… – You could say it in English. That’s fine. Well, if you don’t mind, I kinda wanna practice my Chinese. […]

Hasan And Charlamagne Tha God On Mental Health | Deep Cuts | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

Like, therapy has really worked for me. Like, just sitting down every week and venting to somebody, which is crazy ’cause I feel like I’m always venting on the radio, – Right. – or on my podcast or something, But, actually sitting down with somebody who you know is a captive audience, like, they have […]

Breaking Barbi | Full Length | HD | Comedy Film | English Movie

(shining music) (sonic whooshing) (zapping) (“Dirty Pitch” by Shadowkey) (crashing) (camera clicking) (woman screams) (bear roaring) – [Barbi Voiceover] In case you were wondering how I wound up in this farcical situation, let me catch you up. (“Fashion Models” by Antracto) My name is Barbra Dolly Brennan. My parents named me after Barbra Streisand and […]