Jimmy Kimmel Grateful Health Care Bill is Dead

THANK YOU FOR JOINING US ON A DAY OF GREAT RELIEF FOR MANY MILLION OF AMERICANS. BECAUSE THE GRAHAM/CASSIDY HEALTH CARE BILL, A BILL I’VE BEEN SPEAKING OUT AGAINST ALL WEEK, IT SHALL NOT PASS. SENATOR McCONNELL DECIDED TO PULL THE VOTE. THEY DIDN’T HAVE THE VOTES. I HAVEN’T BEEN THIS EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING BEING […]

The Fitness Center: Episode 4 – Zao

Derek! Derek, break the ice. Your phone number – Liu, qi, ba… – “Haoma shi ji hao” – it means, “What’s the number?” – The access code? – No, your phone number. Liu, qi, ba… – You could say it in English. That’s fine. Well, if you don’t mind, I kinda wanna practice my Chinese. […]

Hasan And Charlamagne Tha God On Mental Health | Deep Cuts | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

Like, therapy has really worked for me. Like, just sitting down every week and venting to somebody, which is crazy ’cause I feel like I’m always venting on the radio, – Right. – or on my podcast or something, But, actually sitting down with somebody who you know is a captive audience, like, they have […]

Breaking Barbi | Full Length | HD | Comedy Film | English Movie

(shining music) (sonic whooshing) (zapping) (“Dirty Pitch” by Shadowkey) (crashing) (camera clicking) (woman screams) (bear roaring) – [Barbi Voiceover] In case you were wondering how I wound up in this farcical situation, let me catch you up. (“Fashion Models” by Antracto) My name is Barbra Dolly Brennan. My parents named me after Barbra Streisand and […]

Your Healthy Friend Who Still Does Drugs

(bright music) – Yeah, it’s all American. – I’m glad that we all went to three different places. – Hey, guys. – Hey, wow, that looks healthy. – Yeah, it’s kale, quinoa, and black beans. It’s full of calcium, protein, and fiber for bone tissue and digestive health. – That sounds great, but you should […]

Presidential Candidate Julián Castro on Trump’s State of the Union, Health Care & Immigration

Brooklyn Nine-Nine – Terry’s Fitness Tip #1: Get in Your Dance Moves (Digital Exclusive)

-Hey, guys. It’s Terry Crews here on the set of “Brooklyn Nine-Nine.” [music playing] Now, you guys may already know this, but my character and myself, we love to dance. In fact, it’s my favorite way to do cardio. [music playing] [grunting] Let’s salsa it. [humming] [laughs] Oh, I’m in shape already! You just make […]

Cross Fit by Jesus (CrossFit parody) {The Kloons}

You’ve heard of CrossFit but have you heard of Cross Fit? Hi. I’m JC. Founder of the miraculous new workout regime that’s sweeping the developed world. When I first started Cross Fit it wasn’t necessarily by choice. But pretty soon I realized that my biggest burden was also my biggest opportunity. With our patented 100% […]

I’ll BUY You Whatever You Can Fit in the CART with Taylor and Vanessa

– [Taylor] Look at you walk fancy with your cart. I can’t believe mom’s gonna let us buy all this. (upbeat music) – [Both ] Hey guys! – It’s Taylor. – And Vanessa and today we’re here at Costco – And guess what we have guys? Our mom’s credit card, oh yeah. So she said […]

Republicans Can’t Get Their S**t Together on Health Care: The Daily Show

There’s one story that we have to make time for. Health care. Breaking news in the health care showdown. There will be no health care vote tonight. Breaking news, the art of no deal. (laughter) Are you serious? Seven years? The day that the Republicans have been planning for seven years arrives and all of […]