President Trump Golfs While Markets Tumble And Health Officials Rush To Produce Coronavirus Tests

President Trump Golfs While Markets Tumble And Health Officials Rush To Produce Coronavirus Tests


WELCOME ONE
AND ALL TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. FOLKS —
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I LIKE THAT. THANK YOU. I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU GUYS ARE
FEELING TONIGHT, BUT I AM STAYING POSITIVE — NOT TESTING
POSITIVE, JUST STAYING POSITIVE —
( LAUGHTER ) STAYING POSITIVE. I BELIEVE THE BOTTLE OF PURELL
IS HALF-FULL. ( LAUGHTER )
‘CAUSE SOMEBODY STOLE HALF MY PURELL. I WILL FIND YOU! ( LAUGHTER )
THE CORONAVIRUS IS STILL ON EVERYONE’S MINDS, SO DON’T
FORGET TO WASH YOUR MINDS. ( LAUGHTER )
I’LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT IN TONIGHT’S EDITION OF” GOIN’
VIRAL.” ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
BOOK YOUR CRUISE NOW! THERE ARE NOW OVER 600 CASES IN
THE UNITED STATES. THERE WERE 500 WHEN WE REHEARSED
THIS TWO HOURS AGO. ( LAUGHTER )
OVER THE WEEKEND, THE C.D.C. POSTED SOME GUIDELINES FOR
PEOPLE AT RISK OF SERIOUS ILLNESS FROM THE VIRUS,
INCLUDING AVOID CROWDS AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. ( LAUGHTER )
OKAY. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
OKAY.>>Jon: GOOD ADVICE. GOOD ADVICE.>>Stephen: LET’S HELP
EVERYBODY REMEMBER THAT. CHANT IT WITH ME! AVOID CROWDS! AVOID CROWDS!”
AVOID CROWDS! AVOID CROWDS!”
EXCELLENT. ( LAUGHTER )
HERE IN NEW YORK, WE HAVE OVER 140 CASES. THAT’S THE WHOLE STATE. THE WHOLE STATE HAS 140 CASES. MAYOR DCBLASIO HAD SOME REAL
HELPFUL ADVICE, TELLING CMMUTERS TO AVOID PACKED SUBWAY
CARS. ( LAUGHTER )
QUICK THINKING, MR. MAYOR ( LAUGHTER )
WHY DIDN’T WE THINK OF THAT? LISTEN UP EVERYBODY, YOU DON’T
WANT TO GET ON THE CROWDED SUBWAY CAR, SO REMEMBER TO GET
ON WITH A CRYING BABY AND AN ACCORDION. ( LAUGHTER )
THINGS ARE WORSE OVERSEAS, THE ITALIAN GOVERNMENT JUST
QUARANTINED THE ENTIRE COUNTRY. ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
YEAH. EVEN THE OLIVE GARDEN JUST
CHANGED THEIR SLOGAN TO “WHEN YOU’RE HERE– WHY ARE YOU HERE? YOU’RE GOING TO GIVE US
CORONAVIRUS!” ( LAUGHTER )
THAT IS THE OFFICIAL RESTAURANT OF ITALY. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
HOSPITALITY, MY FRIEND. WHILE OFFICIALS ARE URGING CALM,
TODAY WALL STREET S&PEED ITS PANTS. ( LAUGHTER )
THE DOW FELL OVER 2,000 POINTS. ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
IT’S THE LARGEST SINGLE POINT DROP IN HISTORY. I THINK WE HAVE SOME FOOTAGE OF
THE DOW DROPPING:>>DON’T FORGET TO WASH YOUR
HANDS!>>STEPHEN: HE’S FINE. THE DOW IS FINE. ( APPLAUSE )
THAT POINT DROP IS THE LARGEST IN DOW HISTORY– BY OVER 500
POINTS– BREAKING THE RECORD SET JUST 11 DAYS AGO. YOU KNOW WHAT? TRUMP WAS RIGHT WHEN HE SAID
THIS:>>WE ARE GOING TO WIN SO MUCH
YOU ARE GOING TO GET SO TIRED OF WINNING. SO TIRED. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>STEPHEN: ABSOLUTELY EXHAUSTED. ( LAUGHTER )
EVERY DAY AT THE NEW YORK STOCK EXCHANGE, THEY LET GUESTS RING
THE OPENING BELL, SO IT MUST SUCK FOR TODAY’S BELL RINGERS
BANKING INDUSTRY WOMEN, CELEBRATING INTERNATIONAL
WOMENS’ DAY. ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
SO, SUDDENLY, THE MARKET WAS EARNING WAY LESS THAN WHEN A MAN
RANG THE BELL, EVEN THOUGH THE WOMEN DID THE SAME JOB? THAT CHECKS OUT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( PIANO RIFF ) HUH. HUH. I SAY, HUH. THE DAY WAS SO ROUGH ON WALL
STREET, BUSINESS JOURNALISTS WERE FORCED TO GET REALLY
CREATIVE. VARIOUS OUTLETS DESCRIBED THE
MARKET AS CAREENING, PLUNGING, SINKING, TUMBLING, COLLAPSING,
CRATERING, PLUMMETING AND CRASHING. IN FACT, THE ONLY COMPANY THAT
DID WELL TODAY WAS “INTERNATIONAL THESAURUS AND
SYNONYM, INC.” ( LAUGHTER )
THROUGH THE ROOF! THIS WAY, RIGHT?>>Jon: GOT TO GET YOUR WORDS
TOGETHER.>>Jon: YOU LOOK GOOD.>>Stephen:
THIS IS THE FIRST CRISIS OF TRUMP’S PRESIDENCY THAT HE
DIDN’T CAUSE HIMSELF AND HE IS COMPLETELY SHANKING IT. ( LAUGHTER )
INSTEAD OF MONITORING THE SITUATION, TRUMP SPENT THE
WEEKEND GOLFING. ( BOOING )
>>Jon: COME ON, MAN.>>Stephen: I KNOW. YOU TOOK THE “OOOH RIGHT OUT OF
MY MOUTH. SEEMS INSENSITIVE, BUT REMEMBER
THAT RIGHT AFTER PEARL HARBOR WAS ATTACKED, F.D.R. WAS
PHOTOGRAPHED PLAYING SKEEBALL. ( LAUGHTER )
“DECEMBER 7, 1941: A DAY THAT WILL LIVE IN FUN-FOR-ME!”
( LAUGHTER ) THEN, WITH PEOPLE CONCERNED
ABOUT THE GROWING DEATH TOLL OF THE OUTBREAK, TODAY TRUMP
TWEETED, “SO LAST YEAR 37,000 AMERICANS DIED FROM THE COMMON
FLU. IT AVERAGES BETWEEN 27,000 AND
70,000 PER YEAR. NOTHING IS SHUT DOWN, LIFE AND
THE ECONOMY GO ON. AT THIS MOMENT, THERE ARE 546
CONFIRMED CASES OF CORONAVIRUS, WITH 22 DEATHS. THINK ABOUT THAT!”
( LAUGHTER ) OKAY, LET ME THINK ABOUT THAT. YOU’RE A MONSTER. ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HAD TO THINK ABOUT IT. HAD TO THINK ABOUT IT. HERE’S THE THING: WE CAN
CRITICIZE TRUMP’S GOLFING AND TWEETING, BUT WHEN HE HUNKERS
DOWN AND FOCUSES ON THE PROBLEM, THAT’S WHEN HE REALLY SUCKS. ( LAUGHTER )
CASE IN POINT, ON FRIDAY, HE HEADED DOWN TO THE C.D.C. TO
REASSURE THE PUBLIC, BUT HE LED OFF WITH SOME LESS-THAN
ENCOURAGING WORDS ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE CURRENTLY SICK.>>MOST OF THOSE PEOPLE ARE
GOING TO BE FINE. A VAST MAJORITY ARE GOING TO BE
FINE.>>STEPHEN: IT REMINDS ME OF THE
FAMOUS BOB MARLEY SONG. S DON’T WORRY
ABOUT A THING ABOUT A THING
S ‘CAUSE THE VAST MAJORITY OF THINGS ARE GONNA
S BE ALRIGHT S ( LAUGHTER )
>>Jon: YEAH, YEAH, GET THAT TONE TOGETHER. I LIKE THAT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( LAUGHTER ) YEAH.>>Stephen: TRUMP WENT ON TO
EXPLAIN WHY HE’S THE BEST PERSON TO HANDLE
THIS PANDEMIC.>>YOU KNOW, MY UNCLE WAS A
GREAT PERSON. HE WAS AT M.I.T. HE TAUGHT AT M.I.T. FOR, I
THINK, LIKE A RECORD NUMBER OF YEARS. HE WAS A GREAT SUPER GENIUS. DR. JOHN TRUMP. I LIKE THIS STUFF. I REALLY GET IT. PEOPLE ARE SURPRISED THAT I
UNDERSTAND IT. ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
>>Stephen: NO, NO! NO, NO, NO, HE’S RIGHT —
I WOULD BE VERY SURPRISED IF YOU UNDERSTOOD IT. ( LAUGHTER )
I DON’T CARE HOW SMART YOUR UNCLE WAS, EPIDEMIOLOGY IS NOT
GENETIC. YOU DON’T GET YOUR MOTHER’S EYES
AND YOUR FATHER’S P.H.D ( LAUGHTER )
KNOWLEDGE DOES NOT GET PASSED DOWN. THAT’S WHY, NO MATTER HOW MUCH
WE ALL KNOW IT NOW, FUTURE GENERATIONS ARE GOING TO HAVE TO
LEARN FOR THEMSELVES THAT YOU’RE AN IDIOT. ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>>Jon: THAT’S A FACT. ( PIANO RIFF )
( APPLAUSE )>>NOTE THAT DURING HIS OFFICIAL
VISIT TO THE C.D.C. DURING A NATIONAL EMERGENCY, TRUMP IS
WEARING A CAMPAIGN HAT. ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
MIGHT NOT BE APPROPRIATE DURING A CRISIS, BUT IT DOES REMIND ME
OF LINCOLN SHOWING UP AT THE BATTLE OF ANTIETAM WITH HIS
CAMPAIGN HAT. “SUCK IT SOUTH!”
( LAUGHTER ) YEP, THAT’S WHAT HE RAN ON,
“SUCK IT SOUTH.” YOU DON’T REMEMBER THAT?>>Jon: I DON’T REMEMBER THAT.>>Stephen: UP UNTIL NOW,
THERE HAVE BEEN NOT BEEN ENOUGH CORONAVIRUS TEST KITS
AVAILABLE, BUT TRUMP SAYS THAT PROBLEM IS SOLVED.>>ANYBODY THAT WANTS A TEST CAN
GET A TEST. THAT’S WHAT THE BOTTOM LINE IS. ANYBODY RIGHT NOW AND
YESTERDAY– ANYBODY THAT NEEDS A TEST GETS A TEST. WE– THEY’RE THERE. THEY HAVE THE TESTS.>>STEPHEN: WOW! THAT IS SO REASSURING AND SO NOT
TRUE. 1.1 MILLION TESTS WERE JUST
DISTRIBUTED FOR A COUNTRY OF 328 MILLION. SO, YEAH, NO. ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) BUT, ACCORDING TO TRUMP, THESE
TESTS AREN’T JUST EVERYWHERE, THEY’RE ALSO JUST THE BEST.>>THEY HAVE THE TESTS. AND THE TESTS ARE BEAUTIFUL. THE TESTS ARE ALL PERFECT, LIKE
THE LETTER WAS PERFECT. THE TRANSCRIPTION WAS PERFECT,
RIGHT? THIS WAS NOT AS PERFECT AS THAT,
BUT PRETTY GOOD. ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
>>STEPHEN: SO THE CORONAVIRUS TESTS ARE ALMOST AS PERFECT AS
HIS UKRAINIAN PHONE CALL. (WHISPERING… ). WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE. THAT KNOWLEDGE REALLY GETS A
LAUGH. ( APPLAUSE )
TRUMP’S ALSO TAKING HEAT BECAUSE HE FIRED THE WHITE HOUSE’S
PANDEMIC RESPONSE TEAM IN 2018. BUT HE HAD A REPONSE FOR THAT.>>MR. PRESIDENT, LAST NIGHT,
YOU SAID YOU HAD NOT ANTICIPATED THIS KIND OF THING HAPPENING. WOULD YOU RETHINK THEN HAVING AN
OFFICE OF PANDEMIC PREPARATION IN THE WHITE HOUSE THAT THE
WHITE HOUSE STAFF WOULD LEAD?>>I JUST THINK THIS IS
SOMETHING, PETER, THAT YOU CAN NEVER REALLY THINK IS GOING TO
HAPPEN. ( LAUGHTER )
>>STEPHEN: YOU KNOW WHO THOUGHT A PANDEMIC MIGHT HAPPEN? THE WHITE HOUSE PANDEMIC
RESPONSE TEAM. ( LAUGHTER )
THE SAME WAY — THE SAME WAY YOU KNOW WHO THINKS WAFFLES
MIGHT HAPPEN? THE WAFFLE HOUSE. ( LAUGHTER )
THEY’RE READY ANYTIME WAFFLELES BREAK OUT. ONE OF THE BIGGEST VIRUS STORIES
IS THE GRAND PRINCESS CRUISE SHIP, WHICH HAS BEEN SAILING IN
CIRCLES OFF THE COAST OF SAN FRANCISCO SINCE LAST WEEK WITH
AT LEAST 21 CORONAVIRUS CASES ON BOARD. THINGS HAVE GOTTEN PRETTY GRIM
ABOARD THE SHIP, WITH PASSENGERS REPORTING PEOPLE FIGHTING OVER
ROTTEN FOOD. ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
SO, SOME PARTS OF THE CRUISE EXPERIENCE HAVE REMAINED THE
SAME. ( LAUGHTER )
THE SHIP WAS ALLOWED TO DOCK IN OAKLAND TODAY, BUT NOT EVERYONE
IN THE ADMINISTRATION WAS ON BOARD WITH GETTING THEM OFF
BOARD. FOR INSTANCE, THE PRESIDENT.>>I MEAN, FRANKLY, IF IT WERE
UP TO ME, I WOULD BE INCLINED TO SAY, “LEAVE EVERYBODY ON THE
SHIP FOR A PERIOD OF TIME, AND USE THE SHIP AS YOUR BASE.” BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE WOULD RATHER
DO IT A DIFFERENT WAY. THEY WOULD RATHER QUARANTINE
PEOPLE WHEN THEY LAND. NOW, WHEN THEY DO THAT, OUR
NUMBERS ARE GOING TO GO UP. OKAY? OUR NUMBERS ARE GOING TO GO UP. I WOULD RATHER– BECAUSE I LIKE
THE NUMBERS BEING WHERE THEY ARE. I DON’T NEED TO HAVE THE
NUMBERS DOUBLE BECAUSE OF ONE SHIP. THAT WASN’T OUR FAULT. ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
>>STEPHEN: TRUMP IS SAYING THAT HE DOESN’T WANT THE PASSENGERS
OFF THE SHIP, BECAUSE THEIR ILLNESS MIGHT MAKE HIM LOOK BAD. (AS TRUMP)
“LOOK, IF THEY COME ASHORE, THEN WE’RE RESPONSIBLE FOR THEM. BUT IF WE SEND THEM TO
INTERNATIONAL WATERS, THEN THEY’RE AQUAMAN’S PROBLEM.” ( LAUGHTER )
“OKAY. AATLANTAS INTERNATIONAL WATERS . ( APPLAUSE )
AS FOR FUTURE CRUISES, INFECTIOUS DISEASE EXPERTS HAVE
OFFERED THEIR OWN PLAN: STAY THE HELL AWAY.>>SAY NO LARGE CROWDS, NO LONG
TRIPS. AND ABOVE ALL, DON’T GET ON A
CRUISE SHIP.>>STEPHEN: THAT’S A BUMMER FOR
AMERICA’S CRUISE LOVERS. NOW THEY’RE GOING TO HAVE TO GET
CHLAMYDIA FROM A MEMBER OF THE BLUE MAN GROUP HERE ON LAND. IT’S JUST NOT THE SAME. ( LAUGHTER )
ALL DRUMMING, ALL THE INCESSANT DRUMMING. ( LAUGHTER )
WITH MORE AND MORE AMERICANS OPTING OUT OF CRUISES TO
SELF-QUARANTINE AT HOME, ONE CRUISE LINE IS INTRODUCING A
NEW, SAFER WAY TO ENJOY THE HIGH SEAS. CHECK OUT THEIR AD. JIM?>>WORRIED ABOUT THE VIRUS BUT
REFUSE NOT TO CRUISE? PRINCESS CRUISE HOME EDITION,
THE INCREDIBLE JOURNEY TO WHERE YOU ALREADY ARE. LOVE OUR SHRIMP BUFFET? ENJOY FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR
OWN SINK. IT’S FINE. EAT IT. NO CRUISE IS COMPLETE WITHOUT
CUTE TOWEL ANIMALS. NOW YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN — A
SNAKE OR AN EEL? GREAT JOB! YOU EARNED SOME SHRIMP! AND DON’T MISS THE EXCURSIONS
BICK PANTRY GRATTO, GARAGE DRAGONS AND NOT A CRUISE WITHOUT
SNRKLING!>>OH, WOW! PRINCESS CRUISE HOME EDITION,
THE FUN IS CONTAGIOUS! ( APPLAUSE )
>>STEPHEN: WE’VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. JOHN KRASINSKI IS HERE. BUT WHEN WE RETURN, THE “C” IN
C-PAC STANDS FOR CORONAVIRUS. STICK AROUND! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( BAND PLAYING )

100 thoughts on “President Trump Golfs While Markets Tumble And Health Officials Rush To Produce Coronavirus Tests

  1. I’ve got 2 daughters on quarantine, by order of the hospital, who can’t get a test. There are zero test kits in our county, right next to Seattle. The health department said (no joke) “stay home and hope it goes away.” The ER told the not to come back (they’re THAT sick) but to video conference them if it turns to pneumonia, so that antibiotics can be called in to a pharmacy for someone else to pick up. I have to leave food at their door. Both have asthma, coughing up brown mucus, and one has a heart defect.

  2. Someone needs to show Trump the American Experience Influenza 1919 film so he can truly understand what can happen.

  3. Wishful death is bad, but Gaetz shook Trump’s hand; the same hand he shook with a CPAC member with COVID-19.

  4. Watch the guy on the right's face when Trump bullshits about the perfect tests at 8:30 that's how I feel every time he opens his pie-hole.

  5. But also the usa is paying everything so the president can golf, couldn't that tax money be used for testing purposes at least

  6. I admire the way the people on screen with him do not fall about laughing when Dump rambles on insanely… …it is just surreal….I bet Orange Donald had asked why he could not just nuke the Cruise ship lmao x

  7. Bloody Nora, Trump is a dumbass. Anyone who listens to this guy speaking and thinks yeah that's Presidential material seriously needs to get committed.

  8. The look on the face of the CDC expert with the goatee and round glasses standing behind Trump's left shoulder…

  9. Hysterical Liberal outrage: it's ok for Colbert to joke about the coronavirus yet Trump can't project hope through calm perspective alongside managing the crisis.

  10. The joke on the 100 additional cases in 2h was no joke.
    On Sunday alone more than 100 people died in Italy from the Coronavirus.
    Little to believe the USA with its rotten health system will we immune.

  11. Am I the only one annoyed with the 'hype man' in the back? I kind of wish they'd just cut his mic and tell him to focus more on the piano and less on those akward, unnecessary out of place inputs. Anybody? Just me? Ok… 😳

  12. Colbert calculates that all Americans will need a testing kit at once, as if stocks can't be replenished… is he really that dumb?

  13. By Monday night the Friday clips you covered have been covered all weekend. I always wondered who of the late night shows will break out of the constant repetition of basic Trump gaffs of the day. They’re getting really boring.

  14. H1N1 killed 12,000 Americans under Obama/ Biden but Trump gets slammed before even the first death! TDS is not helping anyone! What happened to the giant impeach? Is that not funny anymore?

  15. This orange faced idiot is such a one dimensional poor carcoon villain, it is unbelievable. His vocabulary is limited to such an extend, that it is not funny anymore. Everything is always just "beautiful" and "perfect" and it's always "people say …".

  16. Is it me or is taking the piss out of the coronavirus really fucking pathetic, stupid and NOT FUCKING FUNNY ? Did you know that actual real human beings are dying. I know let`s have a laugh, it`ll be alright if we just have the old war spirit and laugh in the face of death right? No.

  17. Who gives a shit about Trump golfing? Lies & golf basically sum up his whole first term. How about we start talking about the liability of Biden winning the primary, ensuring Trump gets a second? There's a strong candidate running, with the type of progressive ideas we "democrats" have been clamoring for for as long as i can remember. Now as soon as we get so close to putting someone in the white house that actually espouses & fights for our values, we've got cold feet?

  18. I keep hoping Trump will catch the virus and succumb to it. With some luck Pence will soon follow, so Pelosi can take over and clean out the White House.

  19. @7:11 " future generations are going to have to find out for themselves you (Trump) are an idiot". 😁 😅 😉 Luckily this won't take long or be very hard to grasp

  20. 12:40 "the fun is contagious!"

    They stole that joke from How I Met Your Mother. Lilys dad invented a boardgame called "Diseases" and it had that same catchphrase.

  21. Donald J. Drumpf, is the greatest charlatan the world has ever known, and continues to demonstrate that he is a naive, ignorant, delirious sociopath, devoid of principles, deceitful, divisive, inarticulate, incompetent, hypocritical, thin-skinned and grossly  narcissistic a dishonest, arrogant, autocratic, loser, bullying, misogynist, zionist,  serial exaggerator and pathological bullshit artist and congenital liar and least of all  a political neophyte, with a feverish brain that continues "status twitterus" (a dangerous mental condition in which the twitter fits the one and  the other without recovery of consciousness between them) – in sum, a classic, "Dunning-Kruger"  absolutely unsuitable for being POTUS.
    Drumpf's only reason for being is to nurture his insatiable narcissism and sustain his wealth, which he always exaggerates. Anyone who thinks they have ever had a sense of service other than self-service, or a man who spent his entire adult life promoting his vulgar "brand" and the many scams he gave his name to – at the cost of ,usually the "poorly educated" – now they worry about a comma about someone else, or that he or his family / relatives parasites will pass every opportunity to monetize his presidency, is naive – to the extreme.
    Pathologically, Drumpf is an idiot,morally a fraud and a failure if he had not been born in great wealth, he would probably now live under an overpass somewhere. Yet the "poorly educated" elected this "snorted buffoon" to be POTUS, making the United States the laughingstock of the world.
    Drumpf has no principles; it only offers "snake-oil" tactics and illusory or naively simple answers to complex problems – we will be lucky if this cretin does not cause a real tragedy in the country.
    "Trump is a man of flexible principles, the first of which is to show inconsistent inconsistency at all times." –
    Now after 3 years of this so-called Trump show it's  bewildering to me that polls Still show that his base is still loyal to this cretinous individual!
    Donald J. Drumpf, is the greatest charlatan the world has ever known, and continues to demonstrate that he is a naive, ignorant, delirious sociopath, devoid of principles, deceitful, divisive, inarticulate, incompetent, hypocritical, thin-skinned and grossly  narcissistic , a dishonest, arrogant, autocratic, loser, bullying, misogynist, zionist,  serial exaggerator and pathological bullshit artist and congenital liar and least of all  a political neophyte, with a feverish brain that continues "status twitterus" (a dangerous mental condition in which the twitter fits the one and  the other without recovery of consciousness between them) – in sum, a classic, "Dunning-Kruger"  absolutely unsuitable for being POTUS.
    Drumpf's only reason for being is to nurture his insatiable narcissism and sustain his s, which he always exaggerates. Anyone who thinks they have ever had a sense of service other than self-service, or a man who spent his entire adult life promoting his vulgar "brand" and the many scams he gave his name to – at the cost of ,usually the "poorly educated" – now they worry about a comma about someone else, or that he or his family / relatives parasites will pass every opportunity to monetize his presidency, is naive – to the extreme.
    Pathologically, Drumpf is an idiot,morally a fraud and a failure if he had not been born in great wealth, he would probably now live under an overpass somewhere. Yet the "poorly educated" elected this "snorted buffoon" to be POTUS, making the United States the laughingstock of the world.
    Drumpf has no principles; it only offers "snake-oil" tactics and illusory or naively simple answers to complex problems – we will be lucky if this cretin does not cause a real tragedy in the country.
    "Trump is a man of flexible principles, the first of which is to show inconsistent inconsistency at all times."
    Trump lacks several traits of an effective leader, including "humility, acknowledging errors, shouldering blame and learning from mistakes, empathy, resilience, collaboration, connecting with people and controlling unproductive emotions".[73

  22. SHOW THE PROOF❗ SHOW THE PROOF❗ SHOW THE PROOF❗
    show the WHOLE Mueller report! show the X-rays! show the school records! show the REAL transcript! & show the fukin TAX RETURNS❗ 😠

  23. Trump is just the gift that doesn’t stop giving with his stupid, totally inappropriate, narcissistic self praise material for your “Oh my Goodness” humour. Wearing a campaign hat is beyond wrong, what a grub and psych case he is harping on about his perfect phone call every chance he can to try to convince us of his corruption. As Charlie Brown said, ”Good grief.”

  24. Oh wow…what did the special message from the corona virus say? I'm in Australia and they won't let us watch it. Never happened to your show before

  25. People, be safe. We didn’t take it seriously at first and now Italy is in lockdown. If you can, stay at home, keep your distance and be careful. 🥰

  26. John Baptiste ended the open with McCoy Tyner's, "Salvadore De Samba," Great Tribute!
    https://youtu.be/0vBiWKIyseY

  27. can't they getta helicopter, to lower some food onto that ship for them? or does Trump REALLY GOTTA waste all their gas with his stupid "chopper talk" nonsense? 🙄

  28. Why is this guy still golfing when there are so many unresolved problems in America? Shame on him and shame to his followers!
    Addendum :
    Donald Trump’s first major economic crisis may have exposed his greatest weakness once and for all: a fundamental lack of understanding of how financial markets work, and a crude-at-best comprehension of economics.
    Last week, the Republican who sits in the Oval Office blamed the stock markets’ coronavirus-sparked swoon – the worst week for U.S. stocks since the 2008 financial crisis – on the Democrats. “I think the financial markets are very upset when they look at the Democrat candidates standing on that stage, making fools out of themselves, and they say, ‘If we ever have a president like this,’” Mr. Trump said. “When they look at the statements made by the people standing behind those podiums, I think that has a huge effect.”
    This is not comforting. Investors and markets are considering the likelihood that COVID-19 could become a global pandemic, and the Dow Industrial Average and the S&P 500 – major bellwethers of both the U.S. and world economy – have declined steeply, even after a Monday market bounce. This charged response, along with his cajoling of the Federal Reserve to lower interest rates, appear to be the best he can come up with. He has also put Vice President Mike Pence in charge of dealing with the coronavirus file, setting him up as the fall guy if things get really bad. Mr. Trump is known to shift blame, after all.
    What he is not known to do, however, is avidly read his briefing notes. But he should have at least skimmed a recent memo from investment bank Goldman Sachs before casting blame on the Democrats.

    “U.S. companies will generate no earnings growth in 2020,” wrote David Kostin, Goldman’s chief strategist for U.S. equities. "Our reduced profit forecasts reflect the severe decline in Chinese economic activity in 1Q, lower end-demand for U.S. exporters, disruption to the supply chain for many U.S. firms, a slowdown in U.S. economic activity, and elevated business uncertainty.”

    Ignoring these factors is to ignore the real problem. The Fed slashed the benchmark interest rate on Tuesday, but that may not even help, given the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development’s predictions that global growth would be half what it initially projected, and that Japan, Europe and the U.S. were at risk of recession.
    This isn’t about the Democrats – it’s Markets 101. No profits mean stock prices fall. People tend to invest in companies that do well or have great potential, rather than stocks in free fall.
    And the reasons for the fall should be obvious: The world economy is starting to seize up.
    Whole cities in China are closed. Japan has cancelled school for the rest of the month. Major Asian auto companies have stopped shipping, and there has been talk that the Tokyo Olympics could be cancelled. That’s just a sampling.

    Entire countries are in a panic, and while it may not be warranted, it’s taken hold regardless. The results can be seen in the plunging markets, as investors worry about the erosion of their stocks.
    Mr. Trump was a businessman – dealing in real estate – and he wasn’t exactly a good one. Still, he’s brought that approach to the U.S. presidency. Mr. Trump and his former real-estate colleagues love low interest rates because they spur sales, even though many economists cited low rates, which pushed Americans to buy without the means to sustain mortgages over the long term, as one of the main culprits for the housing crash of 2008.
    This should be the time for Mr. Trump to take the helm. But he refuses to even take serious advice and actually read reports. He goes by instinct. And this time, his instinct is dangerously wrong.
    What he should be doing is talking honestly about the potential impact of coronavirus, and reminding Americans and the world that U.S. markets have been roiled many times before, and they have bounced back. He should be assuring those investing for the long term, because there is plenty of time for a recovery. If he actually read history, he could even cite examples.
    But he has not, and will not. This is the man, after all, who allegedly did not understand the infamous events at Pearl Harbor.
    This past weekend, Mr. Trump held a press conference to once again blame the Democrats for politicizing the coronavirus; on Tuesday, unsatisfied by a rate cut of half a percentage point, he urged the Fed to “LEAD”.

    Americans would be forgiven for thinking that was the President’s job.

  29. I honestly think we might would've been better off with pence if Trump was removed for this pandemic

  30. T says there r enuf test kits 4 everybody. Not enuf to test the working staff at the Nursing Home in Kirkland, Wash. where more than a dozen people have died from the virus. They r working in the center of the hurricane of CoVid19 aka Corona Virus and they cannot be tested because there are not enuf kits. Meanwhile….. so far 5 congress people were IMMEDIATELY tested for a maybe contamination. It seems to say ordinary people- nurses and caregivers (probably mostly women) are of less value than congress people(all male fyi). I am a care giver and this is a statement of the lack of preparedness our so-called “#1 in access to health” CDC people are giving us. We deserve better – as tax payers.

  31. This DISASTER is why Citizens United MUST BE OVERTURNED, Fox PROPAGANDA must be BANNED, and we need A MINIMUM IQ test to vote.

  32. Pretty sure what Donald John Trump means by "perfect" is "still not caught yet, and no you can't see the original". Just like in the seventies discrimination trial when the FEDERAL judge demanded that he produce leasing application histories and documents and he failed, and magically did not get cited for contempt of court in a federal courtroom. The fact is that this idiot thinks that WE are all the idiots. He has hated the feds since they 'screwed with' he and his father over their extremely racist discrimination in the '70s, and he got worse when they screwed with him over "The Asbestos Debacle". Trump's MO is FIRST DENY… (let time drag on)… Then DOWNPLAY… (let time drag on)… (let backers back you up)… (see if it evaporates)… When confronted with hard fact, act is if it was no big deal and doesn't matter anyway. (all the while paying off any 'players' whom might slow your Teflon slide out from under it). How the bastard never faced hard criminal charges, I'll never know.
    He laundered $350 Million dollars for his father (yeah, right) in a single event "chip cash out" at one of his casinos. Not legal! Charges? Nope. Him, nor Daddy.
    But now he was 'visible'. The also mobbed up (IMNSHO) NJ denied him a third casino, he lost the two he had. He illicitly manipulated hundreds of millions in contractor debt to his 'new' company and promptly bankrupted it, and thinks that is a valid manner in which to 'escape' debt. Half this nation (nearly) FAILED to vet this rotten turkey and I blame them for this too. Y'all mo fos are DUMB. Take OFF the horse blinders.

     Ol' slick Johnny needs to get faced with his past FACTS, made NEWS so he can see that WE NOW SEE HIM for what he IS. A COWARDLY, DRAFT EVADING, MOBBED UP, CRIMINAL, RACIST, STUPID, UNEDUCATED, INEDUCABLE, DANGEROUS BUFFOON!

    Bone spur? Joe DiMaggio had REAL bone spurs and he went to war!

  33. People getting sick forever hello AIDS came out you couldn't even get these Hollywood Superstars to quick sodomizing each other and now here you are taking advice from one sorry guys Trump's not the idiot

  34. Americans should be absolutely ashamed of electing Trump the first time. If they elect him again, the whole world should be ashamed.

  35. Trump re-tweeted a photo of him playing the fiddle, thinking it was a good thing. Has he never heard of Nero?

  36. The Funniest Guy 🤓 on US 🌃TV, 😆🤣!! Helps put this FRIGGIN' World🌪️🌎~Straight Again,~ if only for a little while!

  37. Unfortunately there is a good chance this aged moron may serve a second term! Biden and Sanders would both turn eighty in their first term. Americans seem to gravitate towards doddering old men to lead the most powerful nation on earth!

  38. Stupidest American president ever. One of the stupidest people alive today. His intelligence is in the bottom 10% of the country. If his IQ reaches 80 I'd be surprised. His stupidity is an extreme sport, only it's breaking America's bones instead of his own and crippling us for a long time.

  39. How is it that one man can say so many words and still make absolutely no sense and be no help to anyone😵😢😠. But hey Mr Trump at least you always promote how great you think you are, IDIOT!!!!

  40. From now on ALL reporters need to say to Trump… "Before you say a goddamn word, we want evidence for what you're about to say."

  41. “You are a M O N S T E R”
    The most effective summary ever of every single action that awful being has done one earth.

  42. If God Forbid #coronavirus hits @realDonaldTrump and @VP.. #NancyPelosy may become #POTUS..its line of Succession

  43. The men standing next to Trump is cringing. You can almost hear them think ”my god, this man is an idiot. Please shut up.🙄”

  44. Since Trump became the president, he has made over $116 million dollars just from playing a few rounds of golf on the weekends and he didn't even play every weekend. Know who pays for it? FYI, the taxpayers do, that's who. It's not like they agreed to do it, or said it was ok, or anything like that. Trump did it all by himself. He knew he could make a lot money from being the president, but he never dreamed he would make a fortune playing a little golf on the weekends or how easy it would be. When people realized what he was doing, they complaigned about it and tried to bring it to everyone's attention, thinking he might stop, of course he didn't, he'll never stop. It's okay if he wants to take taxpayers money, call it his own, and say he earned it. He's Donald John Trump, the President of the USA. That means he can do whatever he wants, right? Right? Well? Say something Damnit!

  45. Trump is saying that "the fake news media is the reason for the stock market dropping." So because the news is reporting the stock market dropping it's their fault?

    Trump: "If the stocks drop more than 1000 pts while you're president you should resign or be impeached." Also Trump: "The Ebola outbreak is Obama's fault and he needs to resign." Everything Trump blamed Obama for is happening to him but he won't take his own damn advice.

    The campaign cap he wore to the CDC promoting himself while there to discuss the Coronavirus and the yellow tie he wore while exiting air force one was unprofessional. But you don't hear Fox having a fit about that like they did when Obama wore a tan suit or a bicycle helmet while he was riding his bike.

  46. Trump's hand gesture reminds me of a movie bit. The Fifth Element at 2:00: even, the doctor is explaining that "They are not ready yet". Other things he does reminds me of a Twilight Zone episode. Seriously, we have all been entrapped in his STUPID, DANGEROUS Twilight Zone. We gotta get out of this place, because it might be the last thing we ever do.

  47. “That’s why, no matter how much we all know it now, future generations will have to learn for themselves that you’re an idiot!!”

  48. Glad to see you think it's funny. thousands are going to die by the end of this… you don't have friends in Italy!

  49. Why does he keep doing that hands movements over and over again? He looks like a moron and it signals he is lying.

  50. Coronavirus should be renamed Trump Virus. Of course, you'd have to distinguish between the disease and his administration….

  51. Sir, illegal refugees are coming! They are tired, starving, desperate and some are dying!,,,,,,,,,, Trump, here's seven billion dollars build that wall, here's four billion more send the military to stop them make sure and take their children away!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Sir Ukraine needs our help more money and more weapons!,,,,,,,,,,,,, Trump, here's lots of billion dollars, just tell them I need a favor!,,,,,,,,,,, Sir the Corona virus is coming is extremely contagious, deadly and spreading rapidly!,,,,,,,,,,,,, Trump, don't worry its ok, here's one million dollars buy some soap and just wash your hands!

  52. Love ur take here 🤣🤣. Can Trump go in quarantine so we can get 14 days break from him? Plz 🙄! Somehow he liked the virus test to the Ukraine transcript. Wth! Then he wanted to leave people on the ship bec they would raise the number up. OMG!!!!!! 🤬🤬

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